I think a free entry for seniors to sport centre is a great idea. Actually a brilliant idea: gets them to socialise and be active. That means healthier and hence less of a burden on the public health. All hail! I wish they did more of this stuff in Poland. Or NZ. Or everywhere for that matter.
But there is a little bit of a lesson today that I learnt. All hail the idea - but I think going at anytime around 8am is a no-go....
Why? Ah well, I learnt a few new things today that I did not know even existed. Normally I' all into the sort of inter-generational learning stuff. Butt...
1. Cabbage is the main meal on Monday. How do I know? There are 4 benches in the changing room. Three were totally empty and all seniors gathered around the fourth one - that's where I was already drying after the swim and shower. They came quite close, there were four full moons at a very close proximity. All moons were a bit of active volcanoes and all let some toxic gasses out. Cabbage smell filled the room...
2. Drying your hair and balls at pretty much the same time (alternating between the bold entities at the rate of 4 seconds) is not only possible but seemed to be pleasurable (based on the satisfying noises produced by the subject - not the drier)
3. To see how a hairdryer can be used as an asshole dryer - in the most literal way - is an experience in itself. Wit a little bit of flexibility (yoga?) and a clever use of the stool, the table and the drier with a rather short cord it is all possible.
4. Around 15 ladies can fit into one of the small 'relaxing pools' (always thought it was for 4-5 people max) in around 15 seconds since leaving the changing room. The chicken-like clucking follows as they settle comfortably in...
5. There is absolutely nothing wrong with patting (hitting?) your balls whilst pulling your willy up in a public place. It's called a massage and it is good for your health (unless you are the witness to that ritual and it might not - no, no - it definitely is NOT - good for your mental health. I think I might need some counselling....
I think I'll take up running or chess maybe from now on...
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